Pinoy-style humor..paminsan-minsan or if may oras

here is where I will post jokes which I receive thru text messages. Nothing scandalous but maybe a hint of something naughty once in a while. the signs I figured I might as well save some of the jokes I receive and share it…
Pinoy-style humor..paminsan-minsan or if may oras… (p.s. pati pagka spelling at tinamad na ako…sorry na lang po)…You are all free to share or post jokes which you may have come across here…siguro i-precede lang ng JOKETIME or something…para makita kaagad..
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After the signs investigating the cellar, the police the signs said, “Sorry sir, we have to arrest you now, because you have the equipment for destillery the signs of whiskey.” So why don’t you arrest me for raping the neibour’s daughter. The police asks why? Because I have the equipment for raping her. cuh888 edit delete reply cuh888 wrote on Jun 16, ’07 hmmm…parang may part 2 pa yan ah…*grin* cuh888 edit delete reply cuh888 wrote on Jun 16, ’07 JOKE daw:
delete reply jnuguid wrote on Jun 16, ’07 cuh888 said ipis akO Aray! cuh888 edit delete reply cuh888 wrote on Jun 16, ’07 JOKE (influenced by the bisaya way of pagbigkas ng mga wikang the signs Tagalog)
well..alam mo na yung last sentence..hehehe oselle delete reply oselle wrote on Jun 17, ’07 ano? oselle delete reply oselle wrote on Jun 17, ’07 the signs =)) i like different… oselle delete reply oselle wrote on Jun 17, ’07 at naniwala naman ang CO, oops sorry po Father, joke lang =) cuh888 edit delete reply cuh888 wrote on Jun 17, ’07 oselle said ano? Hello! Who’s SCHOOLING please? cuh888 edit delete reply cuh888 wrote on Jun 17, ’07 oselle said at naniwala naman ang CO, oops sorry po Father, joke lang =) hmm..dami kon ring nadidinig na priests celibate daw sila pero di naman natin pinapaniwalaan ganun sila..hehehe oselle delete reply oselle wrote on Jun 17, ’07 cuh888 said Hello! Who’s SCHOOLING please? asus…yun pala yun…=)) nenriquezschanowski delete reply nenriquezschanowski wrote on Jun 17, ’07 cuh888 said JOKE (influenced by the bisaya the signs way of pagbigkas ng mga wikang Tagalog) the signs
* optometrists’s clinic: If you don’t see what you are looking for, you’ve come to the right place. cuh888 edit delete reply cuh888 wrote on Jul 28, ’07, edited the signs on Jul 28, ’07 eto..medyo corny..hehehe
(muntik mahulog cell ko nito) oselle delete reply oselle wrote on Jul 28, ’07 HLH….natawa ako sa huli……..muntik mahulog cell mo….=p bananaking69 delete the signs reply bananaking69 wrote on Jul 28, ’07 Eto naman ang sa akin:
“Only the Ten Commandments,” answered the lady. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good morning, Lord,” and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good Lord, it’s morning!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read:
“I’ve circled this block for 10 years. If I don’t give you a ticket I’ll lose my job. “Lead us not into temptation.” the signs ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation:
“I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ While driving the signs in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign… “Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question,
“You know – Our Father, who does art in Heaven… ” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, the signs but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the signs the attendant motioned the signs him toward a vacant pump.
The minister chuckled, “I know what you mean. It’s the same in my business.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, “I know what the Bible means!”
“That’s easy, Daddy.” The young boy replied excitedly, “It stands for ‘Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.’” ~~~~~~~~~~~