Each has its quirks and habits and how people are different, it is natural that their way of being is completely different from the other. So far so good, the problem begins when you decide to live with someone (read: a creature of the opposite sex). At first, everything is beautiful eba-we-live-together. Really there is nothing better than letting coperion toothbrushes and feet close together.
There is that excitement coperion by choosing the carpet, the curtains, the table, the sheets, the towels, the dishes. It is a phase in which couples show tune and reveal their tastes. You do not enjoy much orange, but as he gives you love and think okay, it does not hurt to have an orange carpet coperion in the bathroom. He does not like pink, but as he gives you love and think okay, it does not hurt to have a pink cushion on the living room armchair. And so you coexist peacefully, beautifully, lovingly, coladamente passionately until.
One day you get tired from work. One day he gets tired from work and sits on the couch. You, hungry, is trying to remember what's in the fridge. He, hungry, gives you greater strength to make a lasagna. Then you raise your rich ass and goes to the kitchen. So it is with the rich ass looking for some good television. You irrelevant, after all, love is beautiful. Makes the food, sets the table, leads to warm food to the table, calls the dear dinner, serves coperion his plate, fills his glass of Guarana and even warns that care-'re hot. He smiles, takes the fork to his mouth, chewing with that guy is good and says "hmmm". You smile, after all, is fine and even, sigh, he realizes that the sink is full of dirty dishes and you did your nails right now. Silently coperion think that there had to be some law, like the Law Of Nail Made, which should prohibit any woman, regardless of how many cellulite, stretch marks, white hair, weight and foot size have to wash dishes and perform household tasks on they found their favorite manicure. You finish eating, take your plate to the sink (which looks more like the Kilimanjaro Folles) and goes into the bathroom to pee. In turn, realizes that the beloved returned to the sofa and his plate remains on the table. So you sigh and sigh a background sighed, washer handle it and leaves the Kilimanjaro louder. Puts a little detergent coperion on the sponge, and with no other alternative, begins washing. coperion As you try to get the cheese that is stuck to the plate and do not want to leave it appears, puts her hands on her waist, leans her head on his shoulder and says quietly excuse-not-love-you-today-helped-I'm-so tired. coperion You smile, give a kiss, ends Dish washer, hugging dear, does caress with gentle voice and says we-lie-love-you-make-love. You lie, he falls asleep, you watch a movie of love, cries when she sees the good guy helps the girl with the dishes, dry the tears, turn off the TV and close your eyes until you hear a roar. You nudges him and says love-turns-to-the-other-hand, it does ahem-ahem, no turns, you poke again, he turns and you close your eyes again. Half an hour later wakes up scared, because coperion it seems they have an angry lion at his side, but he's got that belly up again and snores like a pig-lion (nasty?). You poke again, but to no avail much, then put the pillow coperion over his head and try to think in the Greek Islands to fall asleep again.
The other day you arrive exhausted from work, because the afternoon was very difficult and moreover slept little. Then you take a bath, puts her more warm and cozy pajamas and resolves to see the novel. When he comes home you say half apologetically (after all every day he comes and has food in the house) looks-not-done-nothing-to-eat-with-'m lazy. He looks at you weird (like so lazy?) And says let's ask-one-pizza? Are you up, call the pizzeria and place the order. The pizza arrives, you eat dinner, he rises from the table and turn on the television, it is very tired. You take the dishes to the kitchen, get the pizza leftovers packing, keep them in a small dish, cover with plastic glue on one plate and seals everything, put the dish in the fridge, back to the couch and tries to smile. He looks at you and says I will save them-things. You try to smile once more and says he has kept everything. The dishes in the sink is looking at you, you're looking at her ugly face, turns off the light in the kitchen and goes to sleep. The next day you wake up, the sink is dirty, but you're late and have to take out the trash. So it takes the waste and leaves the dishes for ants, cockroaches and rats. Amid all an idea arises, never wash the dishes and see what happens, after all, you also works, gets tired, has its problems, does your fingernail, have to worry if you have food in the house, have to make dinner, have to fix everything.
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